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kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"


They should get a Zamboneri

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

They should get a Zamboneri

casual-randoms:

jack-frost-froze:

mrfalling12345:

OMG WHAT DID I DO!?

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I LEARNED A THING

EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW THIS OMFG

Unfuck Your Saturday: Invisible Corner Challenge

unfuckyourhabitat:

You know it. You’re avoiding it. Whatever the pile of nonsense is that your brain manages not to register every time you see it, you’re going to spend 20 minutes dealing with it. Extra bonus points if you’ve been putting it off for months or years.

When you’re done, high five yourself on an extremely productive few hours, and then go do something fun.

I have been looking for an app that approached cleaning this way - as a game/something to earn points or sweet cheevos…to take daily tasks to the next level. Found a few about 3 years ago (for kids/parents/chores), but nothing that appealed to me personally. It would be awesome to combine your app with something achievement-related, just putting that out there

omgthatdress:

SWEET JESUS PLEASE TELL ME LIZA IS WEARING HALSTON omfg I love her

omgthatdress:

SWEET JESUS PLEASE TELL ME LIZA IS WEARING HALSTON omfg I love her

Jackie Jr.’s Scrabble skills #Sopranos (Taken with GifBoom)

lol

lol

Best.

The. Best.

The. Best.

slutstatus:

spookycha0s:

donotcryout:

The Sexy Lie, Caroline Heldman at TEDxYouth@SanDiego

Every single word of this.

This is honestly such real shit. Every word of it. Second to last frame hits a lot (I really hardly ever considered the possibility that there was such thing as not-spectatoring).

this is the realest shit on this website

Everyone needs to read this and understand how fucking true every word of it is. This was my entire life for over 30 years. That is depressing to think about now

We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the other male passenger made a pass at him. The lightbulb went off. “Oh,” I said. “I get it. See, you are afraid, because for the first time in your life you have found yourself a victim of unwanted sexual advances by someone who has the physical ability to use force against you.” The boy nodded and shuddered visibly.“But,” I continued. “As a woman, you learn to live with that from the time you are fourteen, and it never stops. We live with that fear every day of our lives. Every man walking through the parking garage the same time you are is either just a harmless stranger or a potential rapist. Every time.” The girls in the room nodded, agreeing. The boys seemed genuinely shocked. “So think about that the next time you hit on a girl. Maybe, like you in the taxi, she doesn’t actually want you to.”